01
The pour
A pitcher of molten gold. The assets are liquid because she made them that way.
01
The brand
The penthouse pour, made for the speed of Solana.
01
A pitcher of molten gold. The assets are liquid because she made them that way.
02
Silver hair, gold eyes, red T. You know the frame before you read the ticker.
03
$TSLA. Tits Squirting Liquid Assets, on Solana.
02
The memes
Moon shot, red poster, diamond hodl, gold vault, send-it chart, night yacht.
03
The icon
Tits Squirting Liquid Assets is the penthouse face on Solana — silver hair, gold eyes, a red T, ticker $TSLA.
Logo and banner stay the home base. The rest of the set moves the pour: a moon trail, a red poster, diamond hands, a vault, a green chart, and a yacht deck.
04
The mint
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05
The offering
Fair launch on pump.fun. No team bag. No tax. Just $TSLA.
100%
Zero team allocation.
1B
1,000,000,000 $TSLA
0%
Buy and sell. Nothing taken.
LP
Bonding curve, then Solana LP.
06
The move
Install Phantom or any Solana wallet and fund it with SOL.
Open the official $TSLA page and connect.
Buy $TSLA. Match the CA on this site.
Share the memes and join the pour.